Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Akpos is watching 'Who Wants To Be Millionaire?' with his wife, Janet.

He turns to Janet and says, "Do you want sex?"

Janet replies, "No"

Akpos says, "Is that your final answer?"

Janet says, "Yes."

Akpos says, "Is it all right if I phone a friend?"

Vagina Bee

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a bee buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the bee was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the bee.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "If neither of you objects," the doctor said, "I could give it a try."Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, poured on some honey and mounted the woman.

The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The doctor panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

Ugly Girl

IJEOMA: Biodun says I'm ugly, but then Emeka says I'm pretty. What do you think Akpos?

AKPOS: A bit of both. I'd say you're pretty ugly.

Chief's Daughter

TEACHER: What is the daughter of a chief called?

AKPOS: Mischief !!

Example Of Pronoun

TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it.

JOHN: HER

TEACHER: Ok, your sentence?

JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers.

TEACHER: That's good. Yes who's next?

AKPOS: HIM

TEACHER: Your Sentence?

AKPOS: Give him him book. It's hims.

Panties In The Car

A married lawyer was having fun with a prostitute in his car. On getting home, his wife saw panties on the back seat. She tore it apart screaming, "Kunle! What is this?!" The lawyer retorted,"What is what? I don't know what your're talking about!"The wife replied,"This Panties! I saw it in your car this evening!"

Quickly, His lawyerly instincts kicked in and calmly said, "You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case worth a million naira I'm handling."

She fell on her knees apologizing.

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Chinese Class

A nigerian teacher was sent to China to teach.The first day he entered class, he began by marking the register.

He said "sheng". A student said "present sir". He called the second name "chu muon" Another student said"present".

Suddenly he sneezed, "hatchia"!! One student seated at the corner stood up and said "present Sir".He then exclaimed and said,"hmmmm" all the students shouted "absent". He got confused and said "shaa".... Three students stood up and said "which of us"??..

The teacher became more confused and he asked , "what is wrong?"..A student stood up and said, "Sir", I am not wrong,I am called "wong".... The teacher now laughed "hahahaha"... A girl in front of the class said "present sir"

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